My job consists of nothing marked with brief moments of selling someone a soda. If you were wondering why I bought a laptop its because now I can download porn while I'm working and watch it later at my pleasure. I like days where we are actually losing money because its me and one other person here. At the most it costs 5 dollars an hour to play here (usually less, particularly with the amount of week passes the stoners have been buying lately) and I get paid 7 dollars an hour. So for every hour that only one person is here its like the store is losing 2 dollars. That should make me upset but it sort of makes me happy now, knowing that I've done everything short of putting on a gorilla suit and chasing down cars and making them come here and print out mapquest directions to figure out how to get away from me to improve the amount of customers we have.

I also have a sore on my penis and I'm not sure if its a pimple, an ingrown hair or the first stage of Syphilis (actually the only way I'm sure it isn't Syphills is the fact that it hurts to mess with) and that really worries me because it looks weird. So don't have sex with me right now, I may have SARs or killer bees in my cock or something.